RMweb Premium Mallard60022 Posted October 26, 2018 Author RMweb Premium Share Posted October 26, 2018 I heard recently a very funny joke about a Gynaecologist, told to me by a very nice woman, but I won't post it here as it may be too much for some to cope with on a Friday morning. Also, we don't want smut on this thread do we? Ar$£ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium St Enodoc Posted October 26, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 26, 2018 A friend, whose late father was I think known to St Enodoc, has a sister who is a gynaecologist. When sis was expecting her first child, she confided that she feared that despite all the ante-natal classes she had run for other expectant mums, and during which she had emphasised when not to push during labour, when her own due day came, she would do exactly what she had told so many not to! Not sure who that would be Ian - give me another clue... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Oldddudders Posted October 26, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 26, 2018 Not sure who that would be Ian - give me another clue... Allan Barter. My former colleague is Karen, Janet is the gynae. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Ian Morgan Posted October 26, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 26, 2018 I heard recently a very funny joke about a Gynaecologist, told to me by a very nice woman, but I won't post it here as it may be too much for some to cope with on a Friday morning. Also, we don't want smut on this thread do we? Was that the Gynaecologist who wallpapered his hall and landing from outside his front door, through the letterbox? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium St Enodoc Posted October 26, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 26, 2018 Allan Barter. My former colleague is Karen, Janet is the gynae. Ah yes, I remember Allan well - as often as not at the Hole in the Wall near Charing Cross... I believe his son William is also in the business, although I've never met him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Mallard60022 Posted October 26, 2018 Author RMweb Premium Share Posted October 26, 2018 Was that the Gynaecologist who wallpapered his hall and landing from outside his front door, through the letterbox? That's the one............................... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Welchester Posted October 26, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 26, 2018 And all that after a busy day at the orifice. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold 81C Posted October 27, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 27, 2018 I heard recently a very funny joke about a Gynaecologist, told to me by a very nice woman, but I won't post it here as it may be too much for some to cope with on a Friday morning. Also, we don't want smut on this thread do we? Ar$£ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Captain Kernow Posted October 27, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 27, 2018 I do apologise, I've got to pop off and make the tea. I was planning on making a pointless and inconspicuous comment but I won't be doing that now. I have some vegetables to deal with. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Mallard60022 Posted October 27, 2018 Author RMweb Premium Share Posted October 27, 2018 Today I have been mainly fiddling with an LMS 50' Kitchen Car. Not a real one as that is too bit to fiddle with. This one is a Comet Coach wot I am part building for Red Leader. It is therapy after missing the G & W R and 35006. This time last week eh and about 15 degrees colder. I shall be continuing up The Junction during next week, not with the KC but with bits of wood and other interesting materials. Ar$£ See post 16429. P Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold NHY 581 Posted October 27, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 27, 2018 I do apologise, I've got to pop off and make the tea. I was planning on making a pointless and inconspicuous comment but I won't be doing that now. I have some vegetables to deal with. Parsnips. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benbow Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 Parsnips. I'll up you two sprouts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eastwestdivide Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 ... I have some vegetables to deal with. You are one of the moderators and I claim my £5. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold colin penfold Posted October 27, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 27, 2018 I'll up you two sprouts. There are laws against that Reg E Table Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Captain Kernow Posted October 27, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 27, 2018 Parsnips. Sorry, none of them. I'll up you two sprouts. None of those either. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium St Enodoc Posted October 27, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 27, 2018 Parsnips. Bless you! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Clive Mortimore Posted October 27, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 27, 2018 Parsnips. Sorry, none of them. None of those either. I now have a vision of a parsnip sitting erect above two sprouts. :blind: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgman Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 I'm sayin nowt ! http://www.rmweb.co.uk/community/index.php?/topic/138126-great-model-railway-challenge-channel-5/page-52&do=findComment&comment=3346001 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Captain Kernow Posted October 28, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 28, 2018 I'm sayin nowt ! http://www.rmweb.co.uk/community/index.php?/topic/138126-great-model-railway-challenge-channel-5/page-52&do=findComment&comment=3346001 I put it to you, Mr Bgman, that you are most certainly saying owt and that the owt that you are saying is nowt but Horrocksford. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Welchester Posted October 28, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 28, 2018 I now have a vision of a parsnip sitting erect above two sprouts. :blind: Will these do? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold 81C Posted October 28, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 28, 2018 Wishful thinking. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Oldddudders Posted October 28, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 28, 2018 A mate was on a train the other week, and a woman offered him a sugar-lump. She said he was hung like a donkey! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Mallard60022 Posted October 28, 2018 Author RMweb Premium Share Posted October 28, 2018 (edited) A mate was on a train the other week, and a woman offered him a sugar-lump. She said he was hung like a donkey! That's worrying! She must have very good eyesight or he was wearing Spamdex pants, or both? What's this got to do with SOSJ? Kitchen Side (smell that Roast?) Corridor Side (spot those tidy windows. Done the easy bits but there are step-boards, UF details including gas tanks that do not fit and buffers and brake gear that is a PITA. A super detailed roof is enjoyable (done one before) and then the bendy end handrails and gangways. Phil Edit: the bogies are missing their Bolster parts at the moment. Edited October 28, 2018 by Mallard60022 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Clive Mortimore Posted October 28, 2018 RMweb Premium Share Posted October 28, 2018 Will these do? How rude :nono: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Oldddudders Posted October 28, 2018 RMweb Gold Share Posted October 28, 2018 How rude :nono: Ok, on a scale of 1 - 10 just how rude did you find it? I think we should be told. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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