Peter Kazmierczak Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Not being political, but this made me smile as I was delivering (political) leaflets this evening. "Please put any political leaflets straight into the blue recycling bin as it'll save me the trouble. If you're from ---- (I won't mention any particular political party), then get off my land." I put a leaflet through their letterbox anyway..... 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BG John Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 Seen in Totnes a few years ago! 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Colin_McLeod Posted April 29, 2015 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted April 29, 2015 I put a leaflet through their letterbox anyway..... The arrogrance of it!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted April 29, 2015 RMweb Premium Share Posted April 29, 2015 Not sure if this is a sign, but it is certainly whacky! The painted back of a lorry, seen at March (Cambs) this morning. Stewart WP_20150427_001.jpg Keeps the tailgaters away. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Stationmaster Posted April 29, 2015 RMweb Gold Share Posted April 29, 2015 How many temporary traffic lights do you need? Taken by my passenger yesterday. We weren't moving as the bin wagon was busy collecting rubbish. traffic light.jpg Cheers, Mick Obvious I'd have thought - one for red, one for amber, and one for green ... ... hat, coat, umbrella (it's raining here) 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted April 29, 2015 RMweb Gold Share Posted April 29, 2015 Obvious I'd have thought - one for red, one for amber, and one for green ... ... hat, coat, umbrella (it's raining here) Yes, well, it is Lancashire after all. Mike. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pH Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 (edited) Came across this while looking for something else - http://static.uglyhedgehog.com/upload/2012/3/8/thumb-1331225792847-road_sign.jpg Are reptiles becoming literate? Edited May 17, 2015 by pH Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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steve1 Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 http://distractify.com/jake-heppner/signs-made-funnier-by-people/ steve 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold martin_wynne Posted June 17, 2015 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 17, 2015 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adams442T Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 13 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium TheQ Posted June 20, 2015 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 20, 2015 eng flowchart.jpgThat is a very old joke that I have never seen expressed in such an elegant way!. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Dread Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 I'm lead to believe this is a variation on a British Armed Forces idea, "If it moves, salute it, if it doesn't, paint it"! 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adams442T Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 Well I was there last Thursday and nobody showed up! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted June 22, 2015 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 22, 2015 Well I was there last Thursday and nobody showed up! time.jpg The rest of us left early. Mike. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium melmerby Posted June 23, 2015 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 23, 2015 Currently on some buses there is advertising for children's authors Julia Donaldson and Axel Scheffler. It consists of 4 separately applied panels.On the third panel it says "available from" Underneath that is a name of a bookstore, half on the third panel, half on the fourth There are two versions going the rounds. (You can guess what comes next.) On the bus I saw it said "available from" "WaterSmith"!!! Keith 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pointstaken Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 "Disabled Parking" seems rather a contradiction in terms (seen in a local car park). On a model railway site "static grass". Is there any other type -e.g. "mobile dandelions" ??? Dennis Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BG John Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 On a model railway site "static grass". Is there any other type -e.g. "mobile dandelions" ??? Dennis Has anyone managed to motorise a triffid? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eastwestdivide Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 There's something wrong with the engineering flowchart in post 537 above - no hammers. Can be rectified, although this shop was missing a sign "Hammer Time": (Bakewell) However, some hammers get very nervous if used for the wrong purpose: While some people need a recording to be able to recognise one: (NRM York) 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pointstaken Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 Has anyone managed to motorise a triffid? If they could, would be "triffic". Hat, coat, gawn ! Dennis Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold SHMD Posted June 24, 2015 RMweb Gold Share Posted June 24, 2015 There's something wrong with the engineering flowchart in post 537 above - no hammers. Can be rectified, although this shop was missing a sign "Hammer Time": hammer time.jpg (Bakewell) However, some hammers get very nervous if used for the wrong purpose: alarmed hammer.jpg While some people need a recording to be able to recognise one: press to hear.jpg (NRM York) Not bad for a hammer shop but I don't seen any Wheel Tapping hammers in there! Kev. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stewartingram Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 No Amor-fors either! What an Amor-for? Hitting nails with of course! Stewart Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted June 24, 2015 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 24, 2015 What's everybody hammering on about? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted June 25, 2015 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 25, 2015 What's everybody hammering on about? Hit the nail on the head! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium melmerby Posted June 25, 2015 RMweb Premium Share Posted June 25, 2015 (edited) There's something wrong with the engineering flowchart in post 537 above - no hammers. Can be rectified, although this shop was missing a sign "Hammer Time": hammer time.jpg (Bakewell) However, some hammers get very nervous if used for the wrong purpose: alarmed hammer.jpg While some people need a recording to be able to recognise one: press to hear.jpg (NRM York) 'round here they're Ommers. And they're used for knocking screws in hence the term "Brummagem Screwdriver" Keith Edited June 25, 2015 by melmerby Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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