Mallard60022

Nahhh - almost as bad as salted caramel.

Saw some the other day on a tv screen, sadly is was during an Endoscopy

better then during a Colonoscopy

Potholes

Waggy is closest.

I was there a few weeks ago. My daughter was more impressed with a fluffy baby rabbit than the holes.

Awful news: so sudden condolences to his family

Very sad.

Indeed - sad news, one of the old school

Were you unnecessarily rude about their Queen, Dr Quack?

They are drunk - on fermented windfall apples

Possibly drunk and completley unable to resist, as myself and a volunteer at the Centre I was helping at were a bit sweaty having barrowed wood chips for an hour. We probably smelt like sweaty female/male wasps depending on what the wasps sexuality was.

Cider Friday - more like!

Low water pressure Friday...

You can get tablets for that......

didnt know larry grayson was into trains

Shut that door now.

Slack Alice.

I think it was by Ben Dover ?

See youtube "literal" version of Tyler's video:

That's when the moon is in front of Uranus.

Doncha mean, "Donald (Ducky), where's ya troosers"?

You are all bonkers......

Ya shouldnae be lookin'

I'd blame the Hungry Caterpillar

Aha!! Now you know how it feels like. I'm still missing that Alan Gibson LMS Crab kit.

Ah, no problems Horse, I have just found my Lima Crab and you can have that instead.

Too much info Porcy.

A SWMBO?

That's too clever for RMWeb.....................

OMD, Tears for fears, Associates, Talk Talk, ah, those were the days...

Quite interesting time musically. However, the fashions were a bit#####

May 1982. Elland Road, Leeds. Heart, Teardrop Explodes, Joan Jett and The Blackhearts, then Queen! All for six of the finest British Pounds! Bargain!

Avian?

LOL

You need to see the Quack.

I always liked getting the Series 1 Quacking Duck as a present.

Got a big box full!

They really do cut it even today.

Excellent mouldings. I suspect the rather expensive frame/chassis for the Gurad's van would look very good but I'm a simple man and the look of the original will do me once enhanced. There rae some great pics on this Web Forum.

The Cock of the North

Bit rude CK !

LOL

There's plenty here. Do you want some. Problem is they are going rather fast and make take some catching?!

like Bob said its blowin in the wind

'In the shower....'LOL.

My wind is coming from the west and at hight speed :-) perhaps that's why there is not much rain here as it must have been dumped on the Dales/Pennines and/or blown to bits on its' way here!!!!

P

Not looked on facebook much then I think its pretty much a dead cert that there will be at least one.

Yes, I just hope I last long enough to see one, knowing what delivery dates are like.

One, two, five?

Three sir.

So does that mean that you are of a suitably Golden Age to receive this bounty? How about a bag of frozen Tesco sausages instead?

Almost as good but I need gluten free sausages

I don't think you could have 'handled' the last woman you popped up.....but I am pretty sure Kylie has body guards.....and no I don't think you would make it to the interview stage ;p

It wasn't me

Yes I know.......

But how do you know? I wouldn't take my own word for it...

be interesting to glue/solder all the bits together and see what you end up with,

Why not just have it all buried in the same hole in the ground. Then you'll prove that you *can* take it all with you when you go!

Ah, parting is such sweet sorrow.........

Bet Boris has got one.

Undoubtedly and with batteries.......

I can't be trusted with a bicycle pump!!

Not now he can't.

A pain but well worth the effort.

LOL

LOL to all those. It was on MSN news that insists on appearing whenever I start my PC!

Could be one of the dreaded Voyager bogs I suppose?

P

I'm sure CK has a Voyager related 'toilet' tale up his sleeve somewhere!

Yup, think I've read several OF THOSE!!!!!

la la la la Can't hear you Mike

Sorry what did you say?

What........?

Sounds like a great yarn to me!

Its not Boris again is it ?

As opposed to spider webs on my models-not kidding.