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Status Updates posted by John M Upton
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Oh Gawd, another five days of idiotic over the top press coverage and that blooming Three Lions song...
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Feeling myself being drawn towards strange dark green locos with brass number plates that lurked down the West Country... Help!!!
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Is there such a thing as an idiots guide to soldering as I am an idiot and I cannot solder for toffee...
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Hello? Is that Ebay's Department of Pointless Web Redesign please? I would like to speak to your Head Imbecile please....
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Is it just me or does anyone else have one of those boxed kits near their workbench that every so often I open the lid of the box, become overwealmed by the daunting sight of the parts contained therein and decides to pu off starting it, repeating said procedure ad nausem every few weeks?
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I have seen it all now, an advert just flashed up on another site advertising workshops for parents to sign up their six to eleven year olds up for to train how to become successful YouTubers...
I despair...
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We used to spend a lot of time money and effort training people to be pointless corporate drones whose main skill was dressing conventionally and neatly filling in paperwork whilst not picking their nose in front of the customer.
So eh.
Where I grew up, they shortcut all that and didn't bother training anyone for anything because you went down the mine at 16, but eh. Times change.
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Why are people suddenly paying ridiculous money for fifty pence coins on EBay all of a sudden?
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I hear that ******* Three Lions Song one more time there is going to be much unpleasantness....
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I will never buy another tinlet of Humbrol's utterly poor quality product ever again!!!
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BT OpenReach's so called Super Fast Broadband network is having a nostalgia night tonight, how else do you explain the 14k dialup like performance?
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In the last twenty four hours I have: 1) Completed buying my flat, 2) Received a Christmas Bonus and 3) Got promoted to Conductor Instructor!! Busy day...
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Sick to the back teeth of the mass marketing con that is 'Black Friday' and it's only Thursday...
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Sick to death of having the so called festive season forced down his throat...
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Why are so many people incapable of using any capital letters or punctuation in their address on Ebay?
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I've been given permission from the 'Household Authorities' to go to Warley... :-)
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The question that sooner or later all single men living on their own must face - do I make an effort to clean the inside of my Microwave oven or do I just pop down to Tesco and buy a new one?
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Fourteen pence on the price of a 1st Class stamp from the end of April!! I thought it was people walking into a Post Office that were supposed to be robbing, not the people behind the counter...
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Southampton Central vending machine, basic bars of chocolate have been hiked from 70p to a whole quid!! 30% price rise!!!
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Nil Points!!
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Well, after Br*x*t - with all the accompanying "pleasantries" - did anyone seriously GB to get any points? Doesn't matter which songs (if any) are any good, there's bad blood, so other countries are likely to be out to punish GB.
If GB must enter Eurovision each year, I get the impression that the only real hope would involve entering a "tone deaf" comedy act - called "Null Points" - with a tuneless "song" and nonsense "lyrics". (I'm sure that some of the jokers that come up with those insufferably tuneless "songs" used in TV adverts would be more than capable of inflicting suitable $h*t on the Eurovision juries.)
You could almost imagine a number of EU countries being so intent on "punishing" GB that they'd award some points, just to "prove us wrong".
To be brutally honest, I don't know why this country bothers entering Eurovision - I certainly haven't bothered watching it for a very long time (if ever). I wish they'd just put it out of its misery - and stop wasting money on it.
I'm not attacking anyone who actually chooses to watch Eurovision - everyone's entitled to their own opinions - but I suspect some Freeview channel might be able to be persuaded to take it, perhaps as part of a package deal ... .
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Ever since Eurovision started expanding membership of Eurovision itself, first with the former Warsaw pact European countries and then with "non-european" states, the considerably enlarged pool of countries entitled to enter, and the associated clannish voting habits of a large number of the new entrants has made the contest a completely different beast to what it was.
As the BBC is responsible for organising the UK entry, in these straitened times I'm betting that there is an unwillingness to send any performer(s) with a song that has more than a snowballs chance of winning. It's bad enough paying our Eurovision membership fees, and providing an entry, without the chance of having to present the next years contest!
Given the quality of our recent entries, it's possible that Project LaLaLaNullPoints has been in operation for some time...
Long may it continue!
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I reckon that voting has been "politically charged" for decades - even if GB were to enter something that anyone would actually want to have playing on their car audio, total votes for the GB would almost certainly be able to be counted on the fingers of one hand.
This might explain my suggestion of the sort of fare GB should be entering.
Of course, there's nothing to stop "going all out", with a properly calibrated entry - some rap act, using a stage name like "Cat and the Waulers" - sampling a well known funeral march and "The Sound of Music" ("So long - farewell.").
Throw in some "lyrics" that simultaneously take a "pop" at both the architects of Br*x*t and the upper echelons of EU hierarchy (to keep things politically neutral) - then call the entry "Null Points" - and wait for the fireworks.
The moment they reach an inevitable crescendo, just announce GB's permanent withdrawal from the whole circus - and the job's a good 'un!
Seriously though, the current fiasco is an irritating waste of everyone's time and money - that probably pleases nobody.
Similarly, the more entrenched individuals on both sides of the Br*x*t "debate" seem to have succeeded only in wasting everyone's time and money - and antagonising just about everyone.
I can't help wondering what it would take to highlight just how ridiculous it's all got - without pushing any specific political agenda.
Although I suspect that both the Br*x*t "debate" and the Eurovision malarkey are likely to rumble on for many years to come, I reckon a sane end to both (or even either) might well have some people "Walking on Sunshine".
Enough is enough.
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Is it just me who finds all those festive neon coloured light covered trains everyone seems to be raving about, rather naff?
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"(I was only there for the diesels but appreciate the steamers)" ...
"... but did smile overhearing someone at a sales stand at Broadway commenting by saying 'the proper engine is down that end' (referring to the steam engine) when I and many others were more interested in Deltic 55019 at the other end."
My earliest memory is from 1968 - when most of BR's "kettles" went the way of the dodo - so I've only been used to Diesel and electric. Personally, I've always associated steam with museum pieces - and
somerustinghulksthatscaredthe#@*&%$!!outofmeeverytimeItookabustriptoBarryIslandasanipperthe "strategic steam reserve".I don't deny that I quite like seeing "kettles" (especially Panniers) - but I am a member of DEMU - so it should surprise nobody that I particularly like Diesels and electrics.
A steam hauled "Santa Special"? Fair enough, if it helps keep a preservation line going.
A class 25, 31, 37, 47, 52 or 55 pulling the Mk1 (or Mk2) coaches they were always expected to pull? Better still - a Class 101, or another Modernisation Plan DMU - complete with a clear view through the driver's cab? Now you're talking - that's what I call a proper train!
(It goes without saying that other people are entitled to their opinions ... .)
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EBay seems to be chock full of urine extractors tonight...
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Is it just me or is Ebay on the blink?
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Has the Trade and Product Zone been deliberately minimised onthe front page or is it my utterly dire Windows phone causing it?
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I've just seen the first Christmas advert on the TV - ITS SEPTEMBER FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!! My grumpiness/humbug level just trebled and now I am in a really bad mood...