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  1. Oh Gawd, another five days of idiotic over the top press coverage and that blooming Three Lions song...

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    2. sem34090

      sem34090

      Hear, Hear Mr Upton!!

    3. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      With all the Abba references yesterday am surprised today's papers (unless I've missed one) don't have the headline 'The Winner Takes It All!'

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    2. Tim Hall

      Tim Hall

      Still tat...

    3. Hroth

      Hroth

      I agree, all Right Royal Wedding memorabilia tends to be that. I've a Chas and Di glass tumbler which is excruciating in its naffness...

    4. bescotbeast

      bescotbeast

      mucho tatto

       

  2. Feeling myself being drawn towards strange dark green locos with brass number plates that lurked down the West Country... Help!!!

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    2. AndyB

      AndyB

      Just remember the acronym "BLT" stands for a type of sandwich!

    3. N15class

      N15class

      I agree West Countries in dark green look lovely

    4. WD0-6-0

      WD0-6-0

      If it's got GWR or LNER on the side you'll be fine, LMS is too alright but remember "red locos at night postmans delight, red locos in the morning enginemans warning" it's really those southern engines you've got to be wary of though... What do you mean it's too late!

  3. Is there such a thing as an idiots guide to soldering as I am an idiot and I cannot solder for toffee...

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    2. Pteremy

      Pteremy

      Recently rediscovered a series of articles in BRM starting in October 2012. Or there is a good article in the 2nd MRJ compendium (p33-39)

    3. RJS1977
    4. Mad McCann

      Mad McCann

      Lesson No1.

      Keep it clean, and use 50w min. All else will follow in time.

  4. Hello? Is that Ebay's Department of Pointless Web Redesign please? I would like to speak to your Head Imbecile please....

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    2. DavidLong

      DavidLong

      They have to find something to do for all the 'systems development technicians' that they employ. The expression 'if it ain't broke don't fix it' is unknown to them.

    3. No Decorum

      No Decorum

      If it ain’t broke, break it?

    4. thaddeus
  5. Is it just me or does anyone else have one of those boxed kits near their workbench that every so often I open the lid of the box, become overwealmed by the daunting sight of the parts contained therein and decides to pu off starting it, repeating said procedure ad nausem every few weeks?

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    2. Matthew Cousins

      Matthew Cousins

      There used to be something called a round tuit, if I find one, I will send it to you. Once you get a round tuit you can get started.

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      If it's any consolation, I've just begun building a Finney Collett Goods, with working inside motion, that I bought 20 years ago.....!!

    4. John M Upton

      John M Upton

      In my case it is a Kibri OTP machine kit where my confidence in building it is not helped by the instructions being all in German!! Also every time I see a track machine at work my mind drifts back to that unstarted kit...

  6. I have seen it all now, an advert just flashed up on another site advertising workshops for parents to sign up their six to eleven year olds up for to train how to become successful YouTubers...

     

    I despair...

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    2. rogerzilla

      rogerzilla

      It appears to work for S*m's Tr**ns, although the actual source of income is the constant, repetitive, banal adverts that make you want to put your foot through the TV or computer.

    3. andythenorth

      andythenorth

      We used to spend a lot of time money and effort training people to be pointless corporate drones whose main skill was dressing conventionally and neatly filling in paperwork whilst not picking their nose in front of the customer.

       

      So eh.

       

      Where I grew up, they shortcut all that and didn't bother training anyone for anything because you went down the mine at 16, but eh.  Times change.

    4. railroadbill

      railroadbill

      Down mine at 16? Luxury, luxury, where I were we went down mine at 8 years old, worked 35 hours a day down pit, had handfull of gravel for meal, etc etc.  Tell these Youtube Influencer kids that and they won't believe you - (mind you I don't believe them either)  🙂

  7. Why are people suddenly paying ridiculous money for fifty pence coins on EBay all of a sudden?

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    2. Two_sugars

      Two_sugars

      'cos' the pund is dropping through the floor, and they think the 50p will be worth more?

    3. locoholic
    4. locoholic

      locoholic

      Same reason people pay silly money for an 00 gauge Class 45 with sealed beam headlight?

  8. I hear that ******* Three Lions Song one more time there is going to be much unpleasantness....

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    2. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      Agga do do do......

    3. SHMD

      SHMD

      Someone breakout the vuvuzelas!

       

    4. Hroth

      Hroth

      Its ok, England will be coming home this evening!

  9. I will never buy another tinlet of Humbrol's utterly poor quality product ever again!!!

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    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      They're probably mucking about with the formulation.

    3. JJGraphics

      JJGraphics

      Perhaps 'elf an safety have had a go . . .

    4. Trainshed Terry

      Trainshed Terry

      I use AV Vallejo and Tamiya Acrylics when thinned and easy to use with a brush.

  10. BT OpenReach's so called Super Fast Broadband network is having a nostalgia night tonight, how else do you explain the 14k dialup like performance?

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    2. DCB

      DCB

      We have Gigaclear available here in civilised areas of the Cotswolds 50-1000 MB download.

      Towns still get BT FarmTrack broadband with 2.2 or 0.75 on a badish day

    3. Huw Griffiths

      Huw Griffiths

      I take it that's 0.75 bits / minute.

       

      So much for the much-trumpeted high speed broadband for all.

    4. walrus

      walrus

      Is that the Cotswolds that used to contain David Cameron's constituency by any chance?

  11. In the last twenty four hours I have: 1) Completed buying my flat, 2) Received a Christmas Bonus and 3) Got promoted to Conductor Instructor!! Busy day...

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Congratulations and well deserved!

    3. John M Upton

      John M Upton

      Thank you all. It was a very surreal day all in all... :¬)

    4. darren01

      darren01

      well done mate !

  12. Sick to the back teeth of the mass marketing con that is 'Black Friday' and it's only Thursday...

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    2. Re6/6

      Re6/6

      According 'Which' a lot of it is not what it seems.

    3. keefer

      keefer

      like any 'amazing deal' or 'bargain' these days - a closer look usually shows it to be anything but

    4. Huw Griffiths

      Huw Griffiths

      Why do you think they're so desperate to get rid of the stuff?

  13. Sick to death of having the so called festive season forced down his throat...

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    2. Tim Hale

      Tim Hale

      Thank you for sharing your thoughts

    3. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      I hate to say this but I quite enjoy mince pies being forced down my throat.

    4. Welly

      Welly

      Port and Stilton - mmmmmmm! ;-) Screw the telly, put the Grinch DVD on!

  14. Why are so many people incapable of using any capital letters or punctuation in their address on Ebay?

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    2. DCB

      DCB

      They cant spel or puncturate proper eifer half on them. Dunno wat the worls cunning too.

    3. Ed-farms

      Ed-farms

      Becasue they use capitals and non letters in the title e.g "L@@K"

    4. NXEA!

      NXEA!

      Or when they don't put a space between the two parts of the postcode. Probably the only thing about grammar etc that I find annoying.

  15. I've been given permission from the 'Household Authorities' to go to Warley... :-)

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    2. Graham Walters

      Graham Walters

      I have also been given leave to attend this event, with limited funds though

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      I wish you all the very best (when is it?)

    4. Barry O

      Barry O

      perhaps she should visit the Festive Gift Fair in Hall 12??

  16. The question that sooner or later all single men living on their own must face - do I make an effort to clean the inside of my Microwave oven or do I just pop down to Tesco and buy a new one?

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    2. figworthy

      figworthy

      But I've only had it for 26 years ...

    3. figworthy

      figworthy

      But I've only had it for 26 years ...

    4. bcnPete

      bcnPete

      There's an echo here....

  17. Fourteen pence on the price of a 1st Class stamp from the end of April!! I thought it was people walking into a Post Office that were supposed to be robbing, not the people behind the counter...

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    2. Mikkel

      Mikkel

      Cost of stamp for sending one ordinary domestic letter in Denmark: 90p.

    3. gwrrob

      gwrrob

      How much is a litre of petrol Mikkel ? Just curious another rip off here !

    4. Mikkel

      Mikkel

      Depends on time of day, but currently about £1.50 for 95 octane.

  18. Southampton Central vending machine, basic bars of chocolate have been hiked from 70p to a whole quid!! 30% price rise!!!

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    2. BoD

      BoD

      The price of coffee seems to going through the roof too.

    3. N15class

      N15class

      30 of 70 is only 21 that only comes to 91

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Bulk buy at Tescos and under-cut them!!

  19. Nil Points!! :laugh_mini2:

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    2. Huw Griffiths

      Huw Griffiths

      Well, after Br*x*t - with all the accompanying "pleasantries" - did anyone seriously GB to get any points? Doesn't matter which songs (if any) are any good, there's bad blood, so other countries are likely to be out to punish GB.

       

      If GB must enter Eurovision each year, I get the impression that the only real hope would involve entering a "tone deaf" comedy act - called "Null Points" - with a tuneless "song" and nonsense "lyrics". (I'm sure that some of the jokers that come up with those insufferably tuneless "songs" used in TV adverts would be more than capable of inflicting suitable $h*t on the Eurovision juries.)

       

      You could almost imagine a number of EU countries being so intent on "punishing" GB that they'd award some points, just to "prove us wrong".

       

      To be brutally honest, I don't know why this country bothers entering Eurovision - I certainly haven't bothered watching it for a very long time (if ever). I wish they'd just put it out of its misery - and stop wasting money on it.

       

      I'm not attacking anyone who actually chooses to watch Eurovision - everyone's entitled to their own opinions - but I suspect some Freeview channel might be able to be persuaded to take it, perhaps as part of a package deal ... .

    3. Hroth

      Hroth

      Ever since Eurovision started expanding membership of Eurovision itself, first with the former Warsaw pact European countries and then with "non-european" states, the considerably enlarged pool of countries entitled to enter, and the associated clannish voting habits of a large number of the new entrants has made the contest a completely different beast to what it was. 

       

      As the BBC is responsible for organising the UK entry, in these straitened times I'm betting that there is an unwillingness to send any performer(s) with a song that has more than a snowballs chance of winning.  It's bad enough paying our Eurovision membership fees, and providing an entry, without the chance of having to present the next years contest!

       

      Given the quality of our recent entries, it's possible that Project LaLaLaNullPoints has been in operation for some time...

       

      Long may it continue!

       

    4. Huw Griffiths

      Huw Griffiths

      I reckon that voting has been "politically charged" for decades - even if GB were to enter something that anyone would actually want to have playing on their car audio, total votes for the GB would almost certainly be able to be counted on the fingers of one hand.

       

      This might explain my suggestion of the sort of fare GB should be entering.

       

      Of course, there's nothing to stop "going all out", with a properly calibrated entry - some rap act, using a stage name like "Cat and the Waulers" - sampling a well known funeral march and "The Sound of Music" ("So long - farewell.").

       

      Throw in some "lyrics" that simultaneously take a "pop" at both the architects of Br*x*t and the upper echelons of EU hierarchy (to keep things politically neutral) - then call the entry "Null Points" - and wait for the fireworks.

       

      The moment they reach an inevitable crescendo, just announce GB's permanent withdrawal from the whole circus - and the job's a good 'un!

       

       

      Seriously though, the current fiasco is an irritating waste of everyone's time and money - that probably pleases nobody.

       

      Similarly, the more entrenched individuals on both sides of the Br*x*t "debate" seem to have succeeded only in wasting everyone's time and money - and antagonising just about everyone.

       

       

      I can't help wondering what it would take to highlight just how ridiculous it's all got - without pushing any specific political agenda.

       

      Although I suspect that both the Br*x*t "debate" and the Eurovision malarkey are likely to rumble on for many years to come, I reckon a sane end to both (or even either) might well have some people "Walking on Sunshine".

       

      Enough is enough.

  20. Is it just me who finds all those festive neon coloured light covered trains everyone seems to be raving about, rather naff?

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    2. Huw Griffiths

      Huw Griffiths

      "(I was only there for the diesels but appreciate the steamers)" ...

       

      "... but did smile overhearing someone at a sales stand at Broadway commenting by saying 'the proper engine is down that end' (referring to the steam engine) when I and many others were more interested in Deltic 55019 at the other end."

       

      My earliest memory is from 1968 - when most of BR's "kettles" went the way of the dodo - so I've only been used to Diesel and electric. Personally, I've always associated steam with museum pieces - and some rusting hulks that scared the #@*&%$!! out of me every time I took a bus trip to Barry Island as a nipper the "strategic steam reserve".

       

      I don't deny that I quite like seeing "kettles" (especially Panniers) - but I am a member of DEMU - so it should surprise nobody that I particularly like Diesels and electrics.

       

      A steam hauled "Santa Special"? Fair enough, if it helps keep a preservation line going.

       

      A class 25, 31, 37, 47, 52 or 55 pulling the Mk1 (or Mk2) coaches they were always expected to pull? Better still - a Class 101, or another Modernisation Plan DMU - complete with a clear view through the driver's cab? Now you're talking - that's what I call a proper train!

       

      (It goes without saying that other people are entitled to their opinions ... .)

       

       

    3. ruggedpeak

      ruggedpeak

      Blimey, its not even November and The Grinch is out already......

    4. Huw Griffiths

      Huw Griffiths

      It's that time of year again - that's right - time for those "festive mints" - aka "Bah! Humbugs!"

       

      (Before anyone asks, that one wasn't "stollen" from a cracker ... .)

       

       

  21. EBay seems to be chock full of urine extractors tonight...

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    2. Kris

      Kris

      What is someones urine is another's pot filling with gold

    3. muddys-blues

      muddys-blues

      I've searched and searched, I only found fan extractors and stud extractors but no urine extractors, what catagory do they come under ? ;-)

    4. bigP
  22. Is it just me or is Ebay on the blink?

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    2. gridwatcher

      gridwatcher

      It's on the blink BIG time

       

    3. BoD

      BoD

      I got on - but it's full of black Friday offers.

    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Must be all that activity last night which amused me no end.

  23. Has the Trade and Product Zone been deliberately minimised onthe front page or is it my utterly dire Windows phone causing it?

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    2. John M Upton

      John M Upton

      Indeed its the blooming phone. Utter rubbish it is!

    3. Tim Hall

      Tim Hall

      I don't bother looking on here via the phone. Far too fiddly.

    4. JJGraphics

      JJGraphics

      Didn't know Wp still existed.

  24. I've just seen the first Christmas advert on the TV - ITS SEPTEMBER FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!! My grumpiness/humbug level just trebled and now I am in a really bad mood...

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    2. ozzyo

      ozzyo

      Easter eggs will be on sale soon!!!

    3. Mikkel

      Mikkel

      Hornby 2012 announcements due in a week, then.

    4. Ramblin Rich

      Ramblin Rich

      My work colleague just gleefully showed me an iPhone app telling us there's "101 sleeps to Xmas"... Arrrrghh!

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