Ashcombe Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 Indeed. Everything from the waist down was washed by a young lady, and I was then entrusted to the bathroom to do the top half while she remade the bed. Some blokes pay for stuff like that! So how come I'm not paid for making the bed ...... ! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Oldddudders Posted March 6, 2016 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 6, 2016 It would appear that staying in hospital a little longer could be in my interests..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Chris116 Posted March 6, 2016 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 6, 2016 It would appear that staying in hospital a little longer could be in my interests..... I think you could be digging yourself a large pit if you are not careful! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Stationmaster Posted March 6, 2016 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 6, 2016 So how come I'm not paid for making the bed ...... ! I keep pondering over this question and, in relation to Ian's statement which led to it I come back to the same conclusion every time - that you are paid for washing everything from waist down. Ot am I misreading things here? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashcombe Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 I keep pondering over this question and, in relation to Ian's statement which led to it I come back to the same conclusion every time - that you are paid for washing everything from waist down. Ot am I misreading things here? For the avoidance of doubt, I only wash that which has enveloped Ian from the waist down (along with other items of clothing!) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Oldddudders Posted March 6, 2016 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 6, 2016 For the avoidance of doubt, I only wash that which has enveloped Ian from the waist down (along with other items of clothing!) Obviously the days of showering together were only for the courtship. Now the shackles are upon me times change.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Oldddudders Posted March 6, 2016 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 6, 2016 Anyway, I seem to have been awarded another night in dock. Doh! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
trisonic Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 Apropos of the Sunday Roast Debate (i noticed in the newspaper section of the BBC site) am I the only Englishman never to have set foot into a Wetherspoons or eaten in a Garden Centre Cafe (despite Mike Stationmasters recommendations)? Even when I was in a BUPA Hospital for three weeks having bed baths for the first two the nurses would do everywhere except my genitalia. Should I ask for a refund? Best, Pete Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
edcayton Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 I remember my Aunt-in-Canada telling me about when her husband was having palliative care. The nurse would wash down as far as possible and up as far as possible, but he would wash his own possible. Ed Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
'CHARD Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 genitalia noun, slang. information on unusual locomotive or other workings of note on Italian Railways Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashcombe Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 Obviously the days of showering together were only for the courtship. Now the shackles are upon me times change.... You said bondage wasn't your thing.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Oldddudders Posted March 6, 2016 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 6, 2016 You said bondage wasn't your thing.... Oops! Wot a giveaway! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Oldddudders Posted March 6, 2016 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 6, 2016 For the benefit of all readers, Mr & Mrs Olddudders are now taking their domestic offline. Thankyou for your interest! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcm@gwr Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 And just when it was getting interesting! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Stationmaster Posted March 6, 2016 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 6, 2016 For the benefit of all readers, Mr & Mrs Olddudders are now taking their domestic offline. Thankyou for your interest! Perhaps that's no bad thing - at least we won't be asked to contribute to a whipround (probably) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Oldddudders Posted March 6, 2016 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 6, 2016 Perhaps that's no bad thing - at least we won't be asked to contribute to a whipround (probably) When Sherry throttles me? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pH Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 This thread has come a long way from date formats! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Chris116 Posted March 6, 2016 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 6, 2016 This thread has come a long way from date formats! Gets better with time (but not date)! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
leopardml2341 Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 DatING has been mentioned fairly recently though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Happy Hippo Posted March 6, 2016 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 6, 2016 Even when I was in a BUPA Hospital for three weeks having bed baths for the first two the nurses would do everywhere except my genitalia. Should I ask for a refund? Best, Pete Peter, I think you will find that the absence of that type of washing was due entirely to the nurses being unable to lift items over a certain weight! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcm@gwr Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 I get the feeling that the last few posts (maybe more) are much more in tune with the topic title than was originally intended! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
reevesthecat Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 For the benefit of all readers, Mr & Mrs Olddudders are now taking their domestic offline. Thankyou for your interest! What am I going to watch now- Jeremy Kyle? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Colin_McLeod Posted March 6, 2016 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 6, 2016 The humour in RMweb never ceases to amaze and amuse. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
railsquid Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 So this isn't the abridged digest of the ER thread? Damn. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Oldddudders Posted March 7, 2016 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 7, 2016 So this isn't the abridged digest of the ER thread? Damn. You have been missed there. Or at least news of the advaentures of the Squidlet has been missed! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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