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The Forum Jokes Thread


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Sexist, racist or religious jokes aren't funny - keep them to yourself!

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30 minutes ago, tomparryharry said:

Very pleased to hear that Coronavirus is levelling out. 

 

We now need to watch out for Tizeritis , and Jubbly-Jaundice.

 

Bear with us, Cresta Fever is next, victims are known to froth at the mouth

 

Andi

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5 hours ago, Wacol said:

 

I had a Trivia competition shot to pieces until the last question which I got wrong.

 

The question was “Where do women have the curliest hair”??


The answer I should have given was “ Fiji ”

 

 

 

Thats a new one; never heard it called Fiji before.  One of my exes called hers ‘Mrs Miggins’ (after the Blackadder character).

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1 hour ago, The Johnster said:

Thats a new one; never heard it called Fiji before.  One of my exes called hers ‘Mrs Miggins’ (after the Blackadder character).

Hi Johnster,

 

Just so long as she wasn't merkin you about !

 

Gibbo.

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1 hour ago, Gibbo675 said:

Hi Johnster,

 

Just so long as she wasn't merkin you about !

 

Gibbo.

 

Whats in a name?. The game of beaver seems when first mentioned somewhat enticing, until you find out it just consist of seeking out someone with a beard and shouting 'beaver'.

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24 minutes ago, rocor said:

 

Whats in name?. The game of beaver seems when first mentioned somewhat enticing, until you find out it just consist of seeking out someone with a beard and shouting 'beaver'.

 

Nice Beaver..

 

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26 minutes ago, rocor said:

 

Whats in name?. The game of beaver seems when first mentioned somewhat enticing, until you find out it just consist of seeking out someone with a beard and shouting 'beaver'.

Hi Rocor,

 

I think you may have missed the word play:

 

 

 

Gibbo.

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7 minutes ago, Gibbo675 said:

Hi Rocor,

 

I think you may have missed the word play:

 

 

 

Gibbo.

 

I did catch the word play, and duly showed my appreciation of it. Unfortunately looking back in retrospect, it would have been more appropriate if my posting had quoted The Johnsters posting rather than yours.

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5 minutes ago, rocor said:

 

I did catch the word play, and duly showed my appreciation of it. Unfortunately looking back in retrospect, it would have been more appropriate if my posting had quoted The Johnsters posting rather than yours.

Hi Rocor,

 

Thanks for the kind response, there is nothing like a mix up.

 

Crazy video though !

 

Gibbo.

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5 hours ago, Dagworth said:

Bear with us, Cresta Fever is next, victims are known to froth at the mouth

 

So, the symptoms are very similar to Hornby Frenzy and Bachmann's Syndrome, then?

 

Dr. M. Hfuhruhurr

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20 minutes ago, Budgie said:

 

More people have feet of different sizes than have feet of the same size.

 

But remarkably, there are exactly the same number of people who have one foot larger than the other, as there are people who have one foot smaller than the other....

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27 minutes ago, RJS1977 said:

 

Phrase (with an 'a') originally coined by Murray Walker in his 'day job' as an advertising executive.

Fresh with the tang of citrus

Orange, Strawberry (yes, I know), Lemon, Lime

Opal fruits

Made to make your mouth water!

 

I rather liked them...

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