Michael Delamar

Canibalism?

What Diagram is that then?

Hoola Hoops on the end

Well done, congratulations

Drivers moan I couldn't possibly comment on that one.

Well done Michael.

Is it passing Grantham at 100mph then. Should have the washing done on the return run

I work in a B&Q and our store's paint mixing machine sounds like a diesel locomotive - not sure of which class though!

Clayton, probably.

Does the US millionaire in the billion dollar brain remind you of anyone?

Let me just File that one with my Horse while I attend a Funeral for the Brain of a Spy in Little Beijing at Midnight.

My name is Jack Carter

I am going to feel really smug about recycling my plastic milk jugs knowing I am so much more caring about the world than anyone involved in that farrago. And if any politician tells me I'm not doing enough I can suggest where he might shove a Jaguar.

But your not doing your best. I put my glass milk bottles out for the milkman to re-use.....

Sadly no milkman calls these days.

Would you like a Jaguar?

Is that like watercress?

If they'd been here I'd have been a hero..

Well, they aren't and you're not.

He doesnt have my sense of humour. Yes I will miss that sir.

Fell off the back of a ship...

OUCH that sounds like a nightmare seeing all of them being scrapped, i carnt bare to look

Damned auto-correct - the msg should have said cars to be scraped of mud

What happens if I am over confident already? Do I need medication?

No Herr Doktor von Quackenburghofmeister, this is a new condition called 'confident-stupid'. It affects some, not others. I suspect it has baffled medical science so far.

42.

Break Facebook...

Book break face

Hi specky.

This rain is a pain

Welcome to our world

Sandy is just so much better and just 3 miles away...

As long as it wasn't the son of Sam

Are you still collecting the bits, compressor, exhaust etc ?

Sam Smith were a highly-skilled engine driver...

12 hour shunt turn for me tomorrow too

Shunting rakes so they are uniform, ie all door catches on one side. Takes a long time and makes very little difference really but got asked to do it.

A beer or two it sounds like!

Take the blue pill, or was it the red one?

When chipping a loco, cut the purple wire - or was it the red - or the black?

Come to think of it, I've forgotten myself in all the excitement - cut the lot - what can possibly go wrong?

It's the red wire, no! It's the green one, no! it's errr....

I may not have said Vegetenarians are mad, but I bet at least some of them are, and just because I mentioned a mad Sausagarian, doesn't mean all Sausagarians are mad ;-)

And if the sausage skin fits.. wear it!

Is Black Pudding considered a sausage ?

Got given the bird as I recall.

remove it from the track for about an Hour, it has happened to me in the past, and this seemed to re set it, all the best.

Cheers andrew.

Do a factory reset..or, better still email me a SPROG

Think the man shed is gonna have to be built.

Find a house with a big garden and build an extension two storeys at least 14 ft wide railway room below master suite above.

You can buy my house when I pop my clogs and you'll get the train room you want.....but you'll also get a garden railway thrown in.

I passed a couple of these empty streets when I was on the bus going towards Hattons' old shop

don't rush ... get the one you want

Must have a double garage...

How is that different from normally?

Tractor........!

Can't beat a good tractor Mick

just down the road from Me

Perhaps it would not be quite so bad if they were talking about something useful, such as the livery choices for new RTR releases.

Haha, i think ive found a solution to shut them up. A core around the wires.

Gosh - that's a turn up ...

May the Swarf be with you.

Question or statement?