davefromacrossthepond Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, jf2682 said: I have noticed that when I click on "content that I follow", I get a distinct feeling of well-being when I see the new entries in the Jokes thread pop up. Yes, I enjoy the other threads I follow: Duchesses, Princesses, Class 87s, but the jokes thread seems to be so unifying. Am I nuts? Well, then I guess I'm nuts too. The first thread I check out when I log on is this one. Even if the jokes are repeats, they still make me smile, or even laugh! (Heck, even the "groaners" can be fun.) Edited January 3, 2020 by davefromacrossthepond Silly typo - I meant to type "thread" but typed "threat" lol 3 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcm@gwr Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 10 minutes ago, davefromacrossthepond said: The first threat I check out when I log on. I see you've been taking Trump too seriously then! 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium newbryford Posted January 3, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 3, 2020 Please accept my apologies in advance. 13 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
davefromacrossthepond Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 28 minutes ago, jcm@gwr said: I see you've been taking Trump too seriously then! I guess I didn't edit my post quick enough! lol Okay, I have to ask. We call it "The American Revolution" or "The War for Independence." Do y'all ever call it "The War of Good Riddance"? 4 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Budgie Posted January 4, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 4, 2020 25 minutes ago, davefromacrossthepond said: I guess I didn't edit my post quick enough! lol Okay, I have to ask. We call it "The American Revolution" or "The War for Independence." Do y'all ever call it "The War of Good Riddance"? Some of us do. The 4th of July is when we go down the pub to celebrate getting rid of those troublesome colonies. 1 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted January 4, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 4, 2020 9 hours ago, Ramblin Rich said: A meter is device used to measure things. A centimeter would be one hundredth of a device; so about one transistor.... Surely, a centimeter would be a device for measuring centis, wouldn't it. I'll just check the facts in Centipedia... 2 1 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted January 4, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 4, 2020 3 hours ago, newbryford said: Please accept my apologies in advance. What a way to make a livin'... 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titan Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 11 hours ago, jf2682 said: but the jokes thread seems to be so unifying. Am I nuts? More than my wits worth to respond... 4 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbo675 Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 11 hours ago, RJS1977 said: In some episodes of Thunderbirds, Parker is indeed referred to as 'Nosey' (usually by past acquaintances from his previous life as a safecracker). HI RJS, My only Thundersbirds Joke is, Parker, take off my shoes. Yes m'lady. Parker, take off my dress. Yes m'lady. Parker, take off my bra. Yes m'lady. Parker, take off my knickers. Yes m'lady. Oh, and Parker, should I catch you wearing my clothes again.................... Gibbo. 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Ian J. Posted January 4, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 4, 2020 9 hours ago, The Johnster said: Surely, a centimeter would be a device for measuring centis, wouldn't it. I'll just check the facts in Centipedia... If you use Centipedia to find out about centis and how to measure them with a centimeter, does a wikimeter measure wikis, and more importantly, how does it do it? 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted January 4, 2020 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 4, 2020 7 minutes ago, Ian J. said: If you use Centipedia to find out about centis and how to measure them with a centimeter, does a wikimeter measure wikis, and more importantly, how does it do it? Straying into adult territory now? 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold chris p bacon Posted January 4, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 4, 2020 2 hours ago, Ian J. said: If you use Centipedia to find out about centis and how to measure them with a centimeter, does a wikimeter measure wikis, and more importantly, how does it do it? Surely a Wikimeter checks for Wikileaks?.... I'll get me coat.. 1 3 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Stubby47 Posted January 4, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 4, 2020 14 hours ago, Budgie said: Some of us do. The 4th of July is when we go down the pub to celebrate getting rid of those troublesome colonies. Two observations about the 4th of July. 1. Every other date in the US calendar is month then day - why is this one this way round? 2. On 4th July I go to the pub and celebrate another lap around the Sun 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Colin_McLeod Posted January 4, 2020 Author RMweb Gold Share Posted January 4, 2020 14 hours ago, Budgie said: Some of us do. The 4th of July is when we go down the pub to celebrate getting rid of those troublesome colonies. I suppose in time Europeans will celebrate 31st January for the same reason. ;) 1 3 1 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcredfer Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 3 hours ago, Stubby47 said: Two observations about the 4th of July. 1. Every other date in the US calendar is month then day - why is this one this way round? 2. On 4th July I go to the pub and celebrate another lap around the Sun 1. Celebration of an attempt to move on from a Medieval British culture, the rest of the year celebrates the failure of the attempt..... NB. Presumably your, 4th July, celebration of another lap around the Sun is followed on the 5th of July, by a similar visit to the pub to celebrate the next day's lap around the Sun. Regards Julian 3 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amand Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 (edited) A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her front pocket and thinks: Some a$$hole has my pen! Edited January 4, 2020 by Amand 10 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcredfer Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 24 minutes ago, Amand said: A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her front pocket and thinks: Some a$$hole has my pen! No problem, just check the ink colour on the patients records, at the end of the beds. Regards Julian 1 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Budgie Posted January 4, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 4, 2020 3 hours ago, jcredfer said: 1. Celebration of an attempt to move on from a Medieval British culture, the rest of the year celebrates the failure of the attempt..... NB. Presumably your, 4th July, celebration of another lap around the Sun is followed on the 5th of July, by a similar visit to the pub to celebrate the next day's lap around the Sun. Regards Julian In my case we go to the pub to celebrate Tynwald Day (my partner was brought up on the IoM). 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamiel Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 (edited) Edited January 4, 2020 by Jamiel 2 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Enterprisingwestern Posted January 5, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 5, 2020 9 hours ago, Amand said: A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her front pocket and thinks: Some a$$hole has my pen! Better than finding a tampon behind her ear! Mike. 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
leopardml2341 Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 ^^^^ Gross! 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcm@gwr Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 7 minutes ago, leopardml2341 said: ^^^^ Gross! What! A hundred and forty four of them! 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithMacdonald Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 The jokes get cheaper by the dozen dozen. 1 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbo675 Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 12 hours ago, Enterprisingwestern said: Better than finding a tampon behind her ear! Mike. 27 minutes ago, leopardml2341 said: ^^^^ Gross! 19 minutes ago, jcm@gwr said: What! A hundred and forty four of them! That really would be a box full !!! 1 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Johnster Posted January 5, 2020 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 5, 2020 On 04/01/2020 at 13:56, chris p bacon said: Surely a Wikimeter checks for Wikileaks?.... I'll get me coat.. You can certainly use a Wikimeter to check if your Wikis are leaking; obviously if you measure it at a set time and then measure again a set time later and there are less Wikis, you have a leak, or pilferage, as Wikis cannot evaporate. But a Wikigauge would be just as effective... 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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