Andy Y

*Now, ty phone keyboard

always knew boris air was sh1te, bit like ryan air but maybe nicer cabin crew

Doesn

Tell the world that your winning.A fantastic album and is it really

nearly 30 years since the Power of love was No 1.

you remember being at Glastonbury (any year)?

Just about!

Just back - great day - can we do it again next month?

Only if Andy can promise some cooler weather...

Hear hear!

Thanks for a great day Andy,and to the catering staff! And of course, to all the exhibitors who were so patient with me.

Frank (long hair,beard)

Large lol - thank you chaps!

There are 100's of nuts here - one will fit I'm sure! ;-)

I am the only person who saw '7mm' and thought you were looking for detailing for O gauge?

Not ironing Mrs B's clothing has lasted 14 years now I made a real pigs ear of it.

Not ironing Mrs B's clothing has lasted 14 years now I made a real pigs ear of it.

It's a well know principle called "Strategic Incompetence". I use it all the time!

Can I suggest you call it MI003 or similar so they appear in numeric order when we save them locally? Boring but practical

I think Beast has the right idea - in one of those Egyptian outfits ...

Or no outfit at all, just body paint!!! Think Mummy 1.

Don't forget the Great Western always had copper plated ones

time for a pint at the pub in Long Wittenham????

Gosh Andy - you need to go all the way to Pendon for that! I usually do all my testiculating in the bathroom!

maybe less Stephen Hawking and more Davros...?!

All you need now is the white cat to stroke!

And a ashtray : )

Just like all things it needed a good lie down.... bit like cranes, they always need a good lie down at some time.... 8-))

There was an outage?

Thought you'd done an 'ITV' and gone running for a hour

Why does the reputation of my arse precede me?

when do I turn up then????

The one with the barbed wire in the plastic? Takes me back.

I can neither confirm nor deny that the sausage roll that I may or may not have consumed for my lunch was or was not excellent...:-p

s there a sausage drought is SWAGonia then Tim?

CK is currently out buying extra-large waders!!

:-p

iirc: given the weather the important question is - is "the banker never wears a mac,....."

but the Fire engines are very clean despite industrial action

I find a headbutt does the job better.

Sticks and stones may break bones but I find a baseball bat far more effective...

^^ but whips and chains excite me LOL

I doubt it can beat MI5.

Bill Oddie, Graham Garden and Tim-Brooke Taylor?

you would i am out from 7am

Yes you get some lovely sunsets... however Pub Andy? ;-)

Absolutely Matloughe' just been sitting on the balcony with some Thatchers Vintage. Saw the green flash at sunset for the first time in many years.

Say Hi to Putsborough beach for me Andy, all my childhood holidays .....

How-come the MODs haven't locked this as it should be in the relevant thread in Wheeltappers? Coat on and taking cover

Doctor eats an apple - now there's a conudrum.

Although correctly constructed sentences are preferred. We should not forget that this is a forum for railway modelling? Yet sport religion and politics appear regularly and I'm not referring to away-day specials services.

SU or the whole site?

Maybe they`re going through a bad spell? :-)

Ballot-rigging isn't just an African-Asian thing, y'know!

Sorry that was me. got myy websites mixed up trying to win £50k on ITV This Morning ;-)

I wish I had 7 hours to waste in such a way!

Thanks for fixing it !

Was it offline!?!......I barely noticed; aside from trying visit every few minutes for several hours. :-)))

Just assumed it was my work PC up to its usual standard!!

MI 3 photos?...

I`m very envious......Please report-back to us with lots of pictures! :-)

More like Mi4 or 5 Pete, 3 is full of Eastern promise.

It's the growing up spread you'll never drive out of....

Yeast-bound carriageway only!

Loved the R4 listeners comment - "No one was hurt, but the lorry was toast"

I can make a mess, don't need many tools fer that!

No it's terribly torturous tuesday over here!

Judging by some posts it definitely is, but now I have regrettably added to that scenario (but Andy has my permission to pull my post if it goes against the spirit of that thread)

All you need to do now is retrospectively impose a £1 per post fee and you can retire...

Victim of your own success?

Will there be a prize for post no. 2,000,000?

Sortcode? What, and reveal who we bank with!?

You mean which bank you own:)

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Love the profanity filter, I wish I had discovered this a long time ago! ######!!!

My garden shredder doesn't sing very well, but you should hear the jokes it can tell.

Mine's jammed. Quite the most useless bit of kit that I've ever owned. Particularly now as I can put all my garden rubbish in the brown bin.

I looked at one but my brown bin is much cheaper, quieter and easier to use!