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How to get lynched at a model railway show


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This woman is a keeper

 

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I'll get me coat :read:

It's been many years since I went to a model railway exhibition (don't seem to have them in Denmark) but I seriously doubt that this young lady attends them. She isn't wearing a backpack.

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The Sounthend Pier Museum (mostly stuff of the railway) used to be very hot on not taking your own photos. Selling their own postcards was apparently their main means of providing sufficient income for them to stay open.

Must be an Essex thing, there are signs at the Kelvenden Hatch Secret Nuclear Bunker (signposted from the A128 just outside Ongar) saying you need to buy a photography permit. I was going to sneek a photo of the yellow pages in the comms room turned to the Model Shops section, but thought better of it....

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It's been many years since I went to a model railway exhibition (don't seem to have them in Denmark) but I seriously doubt that this young lady attends them. She isn't wearing a backpack.

 

Maybe not, but she can push what she's packing up against me any time she likes

 

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I don't think even the Danish Scud-mag purveyours would stoop that low, the Fell is an obscenity deserving of a special place in hell :nono:  :jester:

I understand there are magazines catering for more, ahem, 'specialist' tastes - "'ere mate, you got any magazines of, ermm, you know, like weird stuff ? You know what I mean, prototypes, diesels, coupled wheels, crank shafts ?"

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I understand there are magazines catering for more, ahem, 'specialist' tastes - "'ere mate, you got any magazines of,ermm, you know, like weird stuff ? You know what I mean, prototypes, diesels, coupled wheels, crank shafts ?"

 

 I nearly Fell off my chair laughing.

 

Cheers,

Mick

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The 'Stick of Enlightenment' could be used rather than Lynching.

As long as the user does not use un-reasonable force and does not injure him/herself as a consequence of use of the Stick.

(Why am I talking bollocs?).

 

Some of us are fluent in that language

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Apparently picking up an item on a trade stand marked up at £1.50 and asking "What's your best price on this?" can result in a rather unsociable response.

 

Andy

Try finding anything at £1.50 on a trade stand these days!

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Try finding anything at £1.50 on a trade stand these days!

 

You're obviously looking at the wrong trade stands.

 

OK £1.50 might be optimistic but sub £4.00 is quite common. Stil gets the same reaction though

 

Andy

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Just over 7 weeks till York show. Time to stop washing, no haircut, no shaving, no plucking monobrow, nose and ear hair. My pair of light beige cords and yellow polo neck had their annual wash the week before Christmas, so even though I wear them daily they'll do. Clarks Polyveldts have found their way to the front of the wardrobe - not difficult as I only possess two pairs of shoes, the others being slippers. My haversack is prepared, and I have already made some egg and tuna sandwiches to take round with me. Can't guarantee it but I have a piece of clingfilm, but not bothered if I can't find it, the filling can't go far.

 

Thanks for the tip abut haggling, maybe some traders will accept a pound note just to get rid of me.

 

Apologies if I have just described anyone who's a member of this forum!!!  :no:

And you'll be taking public transport to get there?

 

Cheers,

 

David

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Conversation overheard at the Southampton show between a rather attractive woman and her husband while looking at one of the 'N' Gauge layouts,

 

Wife : What about some thing like this, I'm sure we could do it, if we worked together ?

 

Husband : Bit small though, we'd soon lose interest, and it looks really difficult to do

 

Wife: it would good fun trying, and it's something we could do together

 

Husband wanders off

 

Wife looks at me, and says, sometimes I think I married the wrong man.... you like model railways... are you married ?

 

 

I've had a girl/woman want me for money before, but never my trains !

 

I'm now wondering/hoping they're she's going to ModelRail Scotland...

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